Your Daily Gohmert

I’m certain that if Screwie Louie competed against a sack of doorknobs on Jeopardy! that he would lose.

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5 Responses to Your Daily Gohmert

  1. bearsense says:

    Speaking of “mental issues” ………..


  2. roket says:

    Yeah. That’s all we need. A republican schism shoved down our throats in the US Senate while the rest of the world looks on in disbelief.


  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    Forget the doorknobs, that’s an obvious mismatch.

    What if Screwie Louis competed against Mike Pence?

    Well, it’s not quite a bumper sticker slogan, but Pence clearly has marshaled an argument for a potential candidacy — the experienced and sunnier Republican.

    – Jenocide Rubin


  4. Dimitrios says:

    Seeing Lou Dobbs and Louie Gohmert alone on a Fux Noise set is not unlike seeing Effie Klinker and Mortimer Snerd without Edgar Bergen.


  5. The only cometitions between Gomer and a sack of doorknobs I want to see involves centripetal motion and a forceful impact….


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