Bristolnacht, cont. #PalinBrawl

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Alaska’s part-time-governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has taken to the might pages of her MyFace Place and acknowledged, sort of, the fight in Alaskastan:

My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet. I have to say this as a proud mama: right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate, my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar! As you can imagine, they and my extended family have experienced so many things (liberal media-driven) that may have crushed others without a strong foundation of faith, and I’m thankful for our friends’ prayer shield that surrounds them, allowing faith to remain their anchor. Thank you, prayer warriors! I love you!

So once again, the damn libtard media done them wrong. But what’s the media got to do with Brisket cold-clocking the host of the birthday party? Mooselini links to a post on Pathetic, er, Patheos where Brisket is a contributor. Let’s explore!

Aw… so sad.
I just read an article on Yahoo’s front page about my family.
According to some random reporter, my parents are getting divorced…
I find something new about my family every day!

So… um, as always, The Narcissus Borealis manages to make it all about herself. If I’m following Mooselini’s confused thoughts here, Brisket sucker-punched the host because she was mad at a Yahoo story implying that her folks were splitting. That makes as much sense as anything in her feverish brain, I suppose, because it proves once again that the Palins are victims.

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7 Responses to Bristolnacht, cont. #PalinBrawl

  1. roket says:

    Victims of their own petard maybe.


  2. Victims of homozygosity, Ullrich–Turner and Klinefelter syndrome.


  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Blah Blah Me Me me meme yack yack barf puke and poot

    My dear Contine makes more sense….


  4. Steve-O says:

    Maybe they were not getting enough attention and went to Kardashian tactics on attention seeking… after all, they are the Kardashians of the North.


  5. Blue Gal says:

    Bristol-nacht. That wins the internet.


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