Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

“You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation,” he explained. “Jesus did not become the ‘GodKlingon’ or the ‘GodMartian’! Only descendants of Adam can be saved. God’s Son remains the ‘Godman’ as our Savior.”

–Theocrat Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis pride and joy, explaining to us that space Aliens are going to Hell, and that’s why we should defund NASA.

(More proof that the War on Women is driven by Xristian Xrazie fundamentalism. They will never, Never, NEVER stop blaming women for Original Sin.)

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9 Responses to Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

  1. roket says:

    Don’t you think that the aliens deserve to be notified of this fact, Mr. Ham? I recommend you start with Uranus. You’ll find plenty of aliens up there, foreign and domestic.

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  2. MDavis says:

    Godman? WTF?
    Maybe he does not realize how little funding NASA actually has.
    Oh, who am I kidding. This is just more exceptionalism. On Steroids.
    Do you think he believes Star Trek is a documentary? Maybe he could get a berth on the NSEA Protector.

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  3. If the aliens are irrevocably damned because of something some human did on a distant planet six thousand years ago, they’d be totally justified in anally probing people.

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  4. Fear of retribution by God, the fundie theory goes, is what deters people from committing atrocities on a daily or hourly basis. Fear of eternal punishment in hell.

    So, according to Hamster there, the aliens are going to hell no matter what (hell just got a fuck of a lot bigger). So there’s nothing dissuading them from making the Earth a smoking ruin, is there?

    Expect the Vogon ships shortly.

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  5. Steve-O says:

    Has anyone told Xenu about this?

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  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe.”

    Of course, back when this was written the “whole universe” was considered to be the area between the Red, Mediterranian, Black and Caspian Seas and the Persian Gulf. So it pretty much only pertains to aliens that might have been living in that area.

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    This is a lot more than just a side of stupid.

    Do we have to pay extra?
    ~

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