Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-professed prophet Cindy Jacobs will tell you (very vaguely and nasally) about all the times she has um?, prophesized terrorism and violence.

  • Don’t Worry Your Pretty Little Heads Dept. – The pride of Regent University and Evangelical Program Director for the Institute on Religion and Democracy Chelsen Vicari tells us all the reasons that the Hobby Lobby Opinion was a win for the ladies.
  • Meanwhile… Painfully white Mark Crutcher of Life Dynamics—on the anniversary of the Civil Rights Act—tells us that “The origin of the legalization of abortion was eugenics. It was designed to get rid of the African-American community, and it’s doing it.”
  • As heads all over Jeebusland explode – A new biography of Wingnuttia’s Favorite Son—Dietrich Bonhoeffer, an anti-Nazi dissident—that they all like to favorably compare themselves to because Martyr, was probably gay.
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One Response to Happy Hour News Briefs

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    My goodness, I had no idea your friend Cindy was such a theocratic nutjob (reg’lar loon, sure) but her name shows up 34 times on this Jesus-y page of why theocrats are nutty & wrong.


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