2016 Goat Rodeo Update

[Rand] Paul said if the GOP wants to win the presidency, “we are going to be a bigger, better, bolder party.” Some think the party should be “Democrat light” and become moderate to get more electoral votes, he said.

“I couldn’t disagree more,” he said.

–Senator Aqua Buddha speaking in Iowa, urging everyone to cut hard right.

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10 Responses to 2016 Goat Rodeo Update

  1. As the GOP all seem to love War. Let all of them head to Iraq and let all of their donors cover all expenses. Time for the GOP alone to pay for any and all war costs.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    Well then Aqua Buddha might as well give up, because he’s gonna lose to Cruz.
    ~

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  3. leefeller says:

    Plagiarizer Paul writing out his own residue: ‘I a libertaria don’t need no stinky lisence…Ron Paul I Doctor.’

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  4. M. Bouffant says:

    “Bolder?” Can’t wait for that! Testify, brothers! Let it all out, & don’tchall be skeered of no po-lit-i-cal keerectnis. Yee haw!!

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  5. roket says:

    “[W]e are going to be a bigger, better, bolder party.” Um, Hitler thought that way also too.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    I don’t want the Repugs to get more electoral vote, either.

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  7. sad says:

    They should make up a new word.

    Instagree.

    “I couldn’t instagree more.”

    You can’t even quite say it’s a bad thing.

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  8. sad says:

    Bigger, badder, better, in Boulder.

    Cause pot.

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  9. HarpoSnarx says:

    So the convention keynote and commercials will have free-flowing diatribes chock full of the n-word peppered with eff-bombs. That may do it.

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  10. Dimitrios says:

    Keep playing to your strengths. Play that lunatic screwing a shotgun muzzle bit, for all you’re worth.

    It certainly worked for you in the last election.

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