Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Southern Poverty Law Center designated Hate Group Family Research Council really Really REALLY wants you to know that they are straight. Honest. And whatever it was that happened the night before, well, no one remembers it…

  • Greater Wingnuttia was worried that they were becoming too soft on hating teh gayz, so they invited fake redneck and real bigot Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson to address the GOP Leadership Conference on Thursday.
  • Facebook’s hate speech standards have the Xristian Xrazies screaming persecution. Again.
  • Dinosaur grateful for bones – Ken Ham of the Kentucky Taxpayer’s wasted money Creation Museum and zip-line fame, tells us that his latest bone is worth nearly $1M, and somehow it proves that Noah’s Flood existed?

And we conclude with a special serving of Claim Chowder: Coldwell Banker has fired mail-order psychologist Fox News’ Dr. Robi Ludwig, following her recent comments on Isla Vista killer’s probable homosexual impulses. She was their lifestyle correspondent.

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3 Responses to Happy Hour News Briefs

  1. Dimitrios says:

    “Dr. Snelling added that Ebenezer [allosaur] most likely died in Noah’s Flood, over 4,300 years ago.”

    Sniff! And right away, Ken Ham’s Dr. Snelling is smelling.

    Meanwhile, way down in Oz: http://www.noanswersingenesis.org.au/realsnelling.htm

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    • jurassicpork says:

      “Dr.” Ludwig is the Orly Taitz of shrinks. And she just proved it by getting shitcanned. Thanks for passing this along, Tengrain. It made my day (as well as your linkage on C&L).

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  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Why does Coldwell Banker need a bimbo head shrinker?
    To tell them how fucked up the housing market is or to scare away potential buyers?

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