“It’s totally ridiculous if you look at all of the fiascos that of occurred, 99 percent of them have been by Democrats pulling their guns out and shooting people. So, I don’t think you have a problem with the Republicans.”
“But I can assure you that if you don’t have a firearm, you ought to go buy one.”
—Gary Kiehne, Congressional Candidate from the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan (Motto: It’s a Dry Kind of Hate).
Mock Paper Scissors 
I have never heard of slaughters referred to as “fiascos” before.
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Maybe he’s talking about all the incidents we’ve never heard of where Democrats whipped out their guns and failed to hurt anybody. The slaughters, in which people got hurt and in which 99% of the shooters were non-Democrats, were not fiascos but successes in the Kiehnian view.
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99 percent of them have been by Democrats pulling their guns out and shooting people
If that was true, the partisan makeup of Congress should be markedly different.
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Well, “it’s out there” now.
Expect Dancin’ Dave and The Guy Shocked By Clinton’s Blow Job to ask President McCain why all these Democrats are a’killing people next Sunday.
Now excuse me while I go off to weep and drink heavily because it won’t be a joke…
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Good Gawd how stoopid does this Gooper think everyone is? It’s a well known fact that with or without arms, the Dims have no bawls!
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How many years before these paranoid assholes off themselves leaving an asshole-free Arizona? Because I hear the Grand Canyon is worth seeing, but not worth it if I have to spend my time dodging a constant spray o’ bullets.
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I am glad I got my two cross-country road trips (one of them a three-month odyssey) out of the way twenty one years ago. I’ll be damned if I’m going to “red” America to spend my money and risk my ass.
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Pissed,
Go to Yosimite instead, it’s pretty glorious and you’ll be in Cali.
Rgds,
TG
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