Clue: “Mrs. Peacock, in the Campaign HQ, with a Security Camera”

Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust


God, the Case of the Kissing Congressman gets better and better:

McAllister, remember, came out of nowhere to beat the hand-picked successor to Republican Rodney Alexander (R). In other words, in professional politico terms, it wasn’t his. And in addition to riding to victory on the coattails of the Duck Dynasty crew, McAllister actually went rogue a bit on Obamacare during the primary – something that got him called a liberal by the local GOP establishment who supported his opponent, Neil Riser.

Now we have at least some suggestion that those folks aggrieved at Riser’s defeat may have helped move things along.

Say it ain’t so. You mean that there might have been petty, political revenge in Louisiana? Whoda thunk it?

Danny Chance, Pastor of the Christian Life Church in Monroe says another staffer leaked the tape of the McAllister/Peacock smooch, district office manager Leah Gordon. She also, according to Chance, said she was going to take it to two Alexander vets who also worked on Riser’s campaign, Mike Walsworth and Jonathan Johnson. Add to the mix that the tape was leaked to a pro-Riser and very conservative paper.

Gordon isn’t talking – though McAllister’s chief of staff says only she and the building’s landlord would have had access to the tape.

Aha! so we have the possibility of back-stabbing campaign manager (Leah Gordon) and a landlord leaking the tape, or we have a lying Pastor (Danny Chance). What else do we have Columbo?

But Walsworth and Johnson are furiously denying the charges. “It’s an absolute lie,” Walsworth told the local paper. “He knows it’s not true. I can’t believe a minister would outright lie like that. Maybe I didn’t go to his church as often as he wanted. I didn’t see that video until (Monday) like everybody else.”

Methinks the opposition complaineth too much. But would the opposition’s campaign really want to sink the career of a fellow Wingnut? What would it take to make a member of God’s Own Party say (in public) that a Pastor is lying?

Meanwhile, Heath Peacock, husband of smoocher Melissa Peacock, says McAllister, who ran on his cred as a diehard Christian, is “about the most non-religious person I know.”

So now we have the cuckold impugning that the Kissing Congressman is not the Xristian Xrazie he claimed to be? Oh, my. A hypocrite Xristian Xrazie or a scheming Elmer Gantry?

UPDATE 1: It seems that Mrs. Peacock had a way with a vacuum cleaner that drives men wild with passion. (TPM)


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9 Responses to Clue: “Mrs. Peacock, in the Campaign HQ, with a Security Camera”

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Louisiana voters re-elected Diaper Dave Vitter; I’m guessing this guy’s future remains bright.

    “Headquarter cleaning?” Who needs the quarter?


  2. Paul Avery says:

    Yes. “Headquarter cleaning.” Bourbon Street slang for bjs.


  3. Suzanne Thompson says:

    There is something more going on here fellas, google Mack Ford and New Bethany and then follow the expose and the lights will come on.


  4. Captbatguano says:

    Diseased, cannibalistic rats, all that’s missing is an abandoned Russian cruise ship.


  5. Captbatguano says:

    I remembered a joke I made up about said ship.

    What’s the difference between a Russian cruise ship full of diseased, cannibalistic rats and the annual NRO cruise?

    Absolutely nothing! Well, maybe the entertainment on the rat ship is better.


  6. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    It’s all so Riser-able.


  7. Pissed in NYC says:

    The republicans should be happy that (a) it was a woman and (b) just a kiss.


  8. Nangleator says:

    Wow. This stopped me: “I can’t believe a minister would outright lie like that.”

    It’s a good thing you can’t snicker to death, because I’d be a goner!


  9. reamus says:

    Jeez, this is more complicated than a John Le Carre novel. Can’t wait for a Jindal caper. Them Cajuns have so much fun…


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