Wingnut Devises Plan For Banning the Spread of Santorum in VA

“Cuccinelli Conservative” State senator Thomas Garrett filed a bill on Wednesday to “amend and reenact § 18.2-361 of the Code of Virginia, relating to crimes against nature.” You know, anal and oral sex.

But here’s the twist: he wants to ban the BJs and buttsechs only for teens, you know, people who cannot vote him out of office for being such a scold:

“Any person who (i) carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or (ii) carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be is guilty of a Class 6 felony,” the bill says. “The provisions of clause (ii) shall not apply where all persons are consenting adults who are not in a public place and who are not committing, attempting to commit, conspiring to commit, aiding, or abetting any act in furtherance of prostitution.”

And of course, Virginia will need to buy more beds for the hoards of horny teens behind bars… hawt. I think that movie has been already filmed, but I’m only guessing.

(Raw Story)

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10 Responses to Wingnut Devises Plan For Banning the Spread of Santorum in VA

  1. grs says:

    carnally knows any male or female person by the anus

    Who collects the evidence in these cases?

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  2. Randall says:

    Guess who’s never had a good blow job…

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  3. Steve-O says:

    The Party of “keep government out of private lives” strikes again. And again. And again.

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  4. syrbal-labrys says:

    So just how many “Candid Cameras” will the state need to buy….

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  5. roket says:

    What about animals that aren’t brutes??

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  6. Nangleator says:

    Virginia is for Vanilla Lovers

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    It appears handjobs are OK.

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  8. A.J. says:

    Ahhhh. He only wants to ban the BJs and buttsechs for teenagers! You can now breathe easier Ms. Garrett, you poor woman. (Pssst. Call me. )

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