News on the rocks
Noted war historian and psychiatric scholar Rev. Fishsticks says that PTSD is actually a demonic spirit sent out by a coven of Satanists.
- And now, an update on the proposed military coup – Yes, agreeing with infamous Clinton vagina-hater (“Hillary Clinton to be “tried, convicted and shot in the vagina”), Pete Santilli is our old pal, the totally credible Jim Garrow (who claims to have been a covert CIA operative who was St. Ronnie’s October Surprise nuclear delivery boy to the Iranians, and told us of how God thwarted Obama’s plan to nuke Americans for George Soros), that it is time for an armed uprising to overthrow The Kenyan Usurper
- Kentucky’s Ark Park Needs You – Oh, dear. The baby brother to the totally embarrassing Creation Museum and Zip-line tour-de-force, The Ark Park (which is supposed to feature a 510-foot replica of Noah’s Ark), is about to run out of funds before it is even built! (Americans United for Separation of Church and State)
- The pride of Lon Guyland, beautiful human being Pammygram say that The Kenyan Usurper is a “terror” and claims that she is preventing Americans from being sent to gulags. Gee, thanks Pammy!