News that will drive you to drink
Xristian Xrazie Pastor Dave Buehner has a suggestion to make the Rose Parade more festive: “I wonder what the Rose Bowl parade would do if we had the stoning of a homosexual along the parade just as an expression of free speech and all that.”
- Get off the Cross, We Need the Wood, cont. – The results are in! The most put-upon people in the entire history of the United States and probably the World, the Xristian Xrazies held a poll (heh) and voted on the worst anti-Xristian Acts of 2013 (Martyrs Edition), and now it can be told! (Defend Christians)
- Applause – The Southern Poverty Law Center-designated Hate Group The Family Research Council is very pleased with the activist Supreme Court for finally stopping the ‘Mos from marryin’ in Utah.
- Finally, Coach Dave gets to the root of it all: American Men have become effeminized because they are being trained by women.