Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Xristian Xrazie Pastor Dave Buehner has a suggestion to make the Rose Parade more festive: “I wonder what the Rose Bowl parade would do if we had the stoning of a homosexual along the parade just as an expression of free speech and all that.”

  • Get off the Cross, We Need the Wood, cont. – The results are in! The most put-upon people in the entire history of the United States and probably the World, the Xristian Xrazies held a poll (heh) and voted on the worst anti-Xristian Acts of 2013 (Martyrs Edition), and now it can be told! (Defend Christians)
  • Applause – The Southern Poverty Law Center-designated Hate Group The Family Research Council is very pleased with the activist Supreme Court for finally stopping the ‘Mos from marryin’ in Utah.
  • Finally, Coach Dave gets to the root of it all: American Men have become effeminized because they are being trained by women.

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2 Responses to Happy Hour News Briefs

  1. roket says:

    Stoning homosexuals? Not sure if I’ve ever read or heard about that one. I’m thinking more like adulterers, thief’s, prostitutes and people who eat lobsters. Now that’s the ticket

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  2. lambchop says:

    What language is that feminazi schoolmarm writing with on the chalkboard behind Dave? Is it middle eastern?

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