Wayne LaPierre’s traveling band of violent gun-licking freaks is upset with marginally talented country singing superstar Toby Keith for not letting them bring their deadly fetish objects into his new franchise restaurant:
“I’ll never eat here. Lawfully armed and spending my money elsewhere,” read one of many disgruntled reviews on the restaurant’s Facebook page.
You do that, sweet cheeks. Go to one of the many other fine dining establishments that allow you to pay your bill with deadly force. Thin the herd.