Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Xristian Xrazie pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner agree that homosexuality must be outlawed, for freedom.

  • Claim Chowder – Remember last week when Rev. Fishsticks told us that the First Amendment only applies to Xristian Xrazies? Pants-on-Fire! (Politifact)
  • Birthers, redux – Famous birther conspiracy theorist Mike Zullo, promises a revelation that will “shatter the universe!” But, well, you know, because it’s an active investigation that could produce criminal charges, he’s unable to reveal details at the moment. Grifters Gotta Grift. (World Nut Daily)
  • Revolution! – The totally credible Jim Garrow (who claims to have been a covert CIA operative who was St. Ronnie’s October Surprise nuclear delivery boy to the Iranians, and told us of how God thwarted Obama’s plan to nuke Americans for George Soros) tells Fox News contributor Erik (“Remove the Kenyan Usurper from office by any means possible”) Rush that Obama’s days are numbered. Secret Service on Line One. (Erik Rush’s Blog)
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2 Responses to Happy Hour News Briefs

  1. reamus says:

    Does the “Holiday Season” bring out the best (read dumbest) quotes in these people.? This week has been a veritable gold mine of “cherishable” nuggets.of dumbness…


  2. MDavis says:

    Birthers, unable to comprehend computer records, yet capable of detecting forgeries because they didn’t used to do it that way.
    I got a certified copy of my birth certificate a few years ago in order to get my new driver’s license. I am pretty sure someone pulled it up in the computer and printed me out a copy. The whole WND article looks like they plan on accusing whatever clerk did this for the White House because her digital signature is on the copy she blithely printed it out. I dare you to read for yourself.


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