Petunia II is definitely gonna fit right in.
Anyway, to get to the heart of the matter, the hat company that provides the female hats went bankrupt. The Marines need a new supplier for the ladies hats, which are the only ones that are changing.
So the totally gay metrosexual Kenyan Usurper (secretly married to his college room mate in a Sharia-law gay wedding) wasn’t spending his days doodling new girly uniforms for his gay stormtroopers when he otherthrows the gubmint and puts us all in FEMA camps waiting for our turn before the Obamacare Death Panels? Well, not today, I guess.