…in Noonan’s bedside drawer, next to the lube (but I’m only guessing):
TPM
WARSAW, Poland (AP) — Police were searching on Wednesday for a vandal who damaged a bronze statue of Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II in the Polish city of Gdansk by cutting off one arm of the former U.S. president and stealing it.
(TPM via Scissorhead WagonJak)
Mock Paper Scissors 
A cold, bronze appendage might not fire up the Nooner as much as St. Ronnie’s hand, complete with the shakes, but it’ll have to do.
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Best MPS headline, ever.
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Somewhere in Bel Air, an old, old, old woman in red swoons dramatically.
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Notice, they cut off the LEFT arm.
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Had I the chance, I would have sliced a large bit off the the top of St. Ronnie’s head and drilled a hole in his pants at the crotch. That way, when the statue filled with rain past the half-way point, it would begin to trickle down. Then one of Raygun’s economic theories would have finally held water … well not held .. of you know what I mean.
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Noonington is drinking Mai Tais out of it right now.
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