Where’s Weirdo?


Famous former Florida neighborhood watch worker and hunter of free-range black youths, George Zimmerman has his estranged wife Shellie looking for him to get divorce proceedings started:

George Zimmerman’s divorce proceedings are on hold, TMZ has learned … because he’s gone Bigfoot on his wife. The divorce can’t move forward until George is served with papers, but his estranged wife Shellie’s lawyer tells us, George is MIA. The lawyer says he can’t find George anywhere and has no idea how to track him down. Sources close to George’s family tell us they’re in contact with him — and he’s safe — but they don’t know exactly where he is. We’re told George plans to lay low for the foreseeable future. As we reported, George caused a media firestorm last week after allegedly punching his estranged wife’s father in the face. He’s been AWOL since.

I wonder if the process servers have looked in Wayne Lapierre’s house?


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6 Responses to Where’s Weirdo?

  1. Mr618 says:

    Don’t bother with the house, look in Waynus LePew’s shorts…


  2. Roket says:

    Now that’s a real™®© man.


  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    ‘Gone Bigfoot’.

    Best catchphrase ever.
    Well, today.


  4. Captbatguano says:

    I know where Georgie is, him and his gun are touring all fifty states in hopes of being pulled over in each one and talking shop with the cop.


  5. Bruce388 says:

    They can rule out any Weight Watchers meetings.


  6. Pissed in NYC says:

    I believe Bruce388 is correct.


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