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(Tweetie) Steve Schmidt regrets giving Mooselini a national platform.

• Now Fear This – The high-pitched whine that is Sen. Ted Cruz says that the GOPers who told Chris Wallace to hammer him were fearful:
  

  “Folks can do whatever they want to resist change, and there are a lot of people who’ve been in Washington a long time that are fearful of change, fearful of risk, they’re fearful of anything that changes the clubby way Washington does business.”

  (Livewire)

• Remora sucks up to high-pitched whine – Former 2012 Goat Rodeo contender, Cardinal Frothy Santorum says that he would “be with Ted Cruz” (oh, gross!) if he were still in the Senate (but you aren’t Blanche, but you aren’t), because “you have to make people uncomfortable.” And that is Santorum’s political philosophy in a nutshell. (Raw Story)
• Another Cheney, another denial – Dirty book author Lynne Cheney is now denying she told famous curmudgeon and former Wyoming Sen. Allen Simpson to “shut his mouth” about his support for Senator Mike Enzi who is being primary challenged by her daughter, the most important Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever Liz Cheney. (Livewire)