The Sigh of Relief Heard Around the World

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What if you go hunting for charity with Blam-Blam… today we learn:

Dick Cheney’s hunt ended without a bang as the Remington team won.

This is news because last time Blam-Blam went hunting, it did end in a bang (though not for the Swiss Miss, but we are only guessing), for Harry Whittington:

In 2006, Cheney injured a fellow quail hunter, Texas trial lawyer Harry Whittington, when he accidentally sprayed 200 pellets in his direction, shooting him in the face, neck and chest.

Whittington suffered a heart attack and collapsed lung following the incident but survived – and still has numerous birdshot pellets lodged in his face and neck.

Despite Whittington’s precarious condition, the next day the daughter of the ranch’s owner blamed Whittington for walking into Cheney’s line of fire. Cheney never apologized for shooting him.

(K2TV and The Daily Fail, er, Mail UK)

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4 Responses to The Sigh of Relief Heard Around the World

  1. C Montgomery Burns says:

    “That was that f*cking box of Remington ammunition,” the man said.
    Before or after he shot at the One Shot Hunt Club?
    Bam Dick didn’t say
    Bam right to the face.
    Take that bitch.
    ha ha ahah ha hah ha
    What a nutty fuckin world.

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  2. moeman says:

    I’m sure ol’ deadblackheart shot some kind of load.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    As I recall Mr. Whittington apologized to Blam-Blam and rightfully so. Whittington had no business stopping all that birdshot.

    On the bright side Mr. Whittington does eerily accurate weather forecasting now.

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  4. Pissed in NYC says:

    I recall hearing that the reason Cheney took the blame is because his girlfirend–the only woman in the party–is the one who shot Whittington (by mistake), and Cheney stepped up to cover for her. No, I don’t believe it either.

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