Happy Anniversary to… Mooselini

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Yup, five years ago today, Grandpa Walnuts took a Hail Mary pass, fumbled the ball, and chose Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin to be his running mate.

And what a time we’ve had since, from lip-stick wearing pit bull Hockey Moms to Death Panels, and winking until Rich Lowry was moist in his nether region, Mooselini has distinguished herself time and time again.

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9 Responses to Happy Anniversary to… Mooselini

  1. Roket says:

    Seems like only yesterday the feral snowbilly princess was still pissing on all the newspapers.

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  2. Dimitrios says:

    “Mooselini has distinguished herself time and time again.”
    And I’m hoping she’ll extinguish herself really, really soon.

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  3. i’m glad that sarah has sunk to the level of obscurity she deserves – but i feel a twinge of regret that it will probably be decades, if ever, before the truth about her fraudulent pregnancy comes out – may all her children and grandchildren be well, happy, and at peace

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  4. reamus says:

    She was trailer Trash then and is Trailer Trash now….just moved to a new park.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    NY Jests fans talk about Sanchez’ butt fumble last year, but Gramps did it first.

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  6. Plummet says:

    How can we miss Princess Dumbass of the North Woods if she won’t go away

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  7. another kiwi says:

    We must be thankful for the gifts she has given us. The Great Turkey Massacre is my favourite, still.

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  8. another kiwi says:

    Also c’mon. Shaky headed gif!! C’mon.

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