Questions best left unasked
That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter, former Senator Rick Santorum has decided to parachute himself into the media drama of the legislative fight in Austin Texas over restricting access to abortion.
It’s not like anyone in the US doesn’t know where Cardinal Frothy stands on the issue (at your cervix). Is there any new insight that Santorum can offer (no)? It’s just more grandstanding from a theocrat who thinks that women are to blame for humanity being kicked out of the Garden of Eden, which I think is the worst kind of misogyny.
Mock Paper Scissors 
“At your cervix” is beautiful.
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Little Ricky heard about the impending vacancy at the Governor’s office. No, he’s not a Texan, but he’s crazy enough for the job.
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No, he’s not a Texan,
Neither was Dubya.
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Santorum standing athwart your cervix, yelling “Stop!”
A mental image I unfortunately cannot un-see.
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This putz simply refuses to get a real job.
It must be nice. Your wife squeezes out 6 puppies and all are provided for by magic. You don’t have to work. You don’t have to answer to anyone. Yoo don’t have to perform (in bed either…as you’ve said yourself that sex is only for procreation. I guess your quota of sexy time has been filled and the Mrs. has closed up shop).
Yes, you truly are blessed, the question is…by whom. Clearly, you have no understanding of nor follow the teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ. So, I’ll leave it to you, RIck, to tell us who has bestowed this largesse on you.
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