Who is this really for? Good grief, get over yourself.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Mrs DeBakey would say, “Why would I want to make my own dildo, I married one!”
They had me at – AND Balls!
Talk about ensuring your own obsolescence… it vibrates???
Now everyone can pretend to be Cynthia “Plaster Caster” Albritton.
Ain’t technology wonderful!!!
I like the matrimonial imagery. On one knee, as if proposing. And oh look – an engagement ring. That’s one hell of a rock(hard)he is offering.
In my case, they would call it “stumpy”.
Um, thanks for sharing.
I once assembled a stereo amplifier so this should be easy.
Mmmm … This ad is an instant classic.
I did something similar to one of these once. Make sure you shave. The latex mold mix feels a bit chilly when poured so you’ll likely get some shrinkage when applied (we should have used warm water) but she did a terrific job keeping the old soldier at attention. We also should have buttressed the mold when pouring the plaster (ours was a flesh colored plaster likeness, not a latex vibe model) because it swelled from the weight of the plaster leaving the finished product almost the diameter of a tennis ball can, while at the same time running out of plaster so that the likeness was only 3/4 its true length and no balls. It’s not a boast to say it looks mighty fine with amazing detail (the plaster slurry caught every wrinkle and bump). I felt like Michelangelo’s David with the rest of the statue broken off.
Now I just need to know the proper ettiqutte when putting “Mini-me” on display in order to reel in those ladies for whom size matters.
Why is he down on one knee? If this is supposed to look like that other ceremony? I’m sure most women wouldn’t react that well when it turns out not to be a rock.
Or maybe he’s down on one knee so he can apply the device himself? Wouldn’t that involve an unnecessary amount of… um… selflessness?
“Original?” Are there cheap knock-offs to be avoided?
As I recall, the former Rev. Ted Haggard had a copy of his wee-wee made for sex play with his wife. Or so they said on some show, like Oprah. No really. No doubt he brought it with him when hooking up with his rent boy for some meth-fueled gay dildo sex.
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