High school whore says “what”?
Modern hypocrite says “what”?
Willfully ignorant Gooper earns an OUCH. A damn good one too.
Said Gooper reacts wrathfully.
I guess the Bible pimp was at the gun range during Seven Deadly Sin day.
Also why are Christianists always humping the Brimstone Scriptures, oh yeah. The Sadogasm.
I shall eat bacon-wrapped shrimp while wearing cotton-linen trousers.
And no one can stop me!
Since when did turning the other cheek also qualify a “f*ck you” reply?
Thuner is going straight to Hayell. Breaking the Law!!
Nothing’s worse than working on the Sabbath.
@thunder: “eating bacon-wrapped shrimp while wearing cotton-linen trousers” It’s official, dude! You’re Trayf-o-saurus Rex! You’re the Kwizach Trayf-erach! You sre SO going to Hell, you magnificent rumaki-gobbling fool. you!
Hahaha…The only thing of value I got from my catholic school education and a couple of bible lit classes in high school is the ability to quote scriptures back at obnoxious assholes. Nice use of deut 12; I usually go with “Jesus hates figs, not fags” mark 11.
I read a fascinating and believable argument about the original passage, which was for Levites, who had the obligation of tracing their bloodline without doubt from father to son.
And the passage says lie with a man ‘as’ he lies with a woman, with ‘as’ meaning ‘at the same time.’ It really meant no threesomes with 2 guys. Then we can’t know who the baby belongs to! Not about homosexuality at all.
Of course, there’s other stuff that IS about teh gay… but whatever.
Thank you for providing me with a laugh-out-loud moment.
A few more laws to ponder. My favorite is keeping those flat nosed bastards out of church.
Don’t let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
Don’t have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)
Don’t wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
Don’t cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9) Have you ever done that?
If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10). I wonder if Dr. Laura would like that one to be enforced?
If a man sleeps with his father’s wife… both him and his father’s wife is to be put to death. (Leviticus 20:11)
If a man sleeps with his wife and her mother they are all to be burnt to death. (Leviticus 20:14)
If a man or woman has sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed. (Leviticus 20:15-16). I guess you should kill the animal since they were willing participants. Are they crazy?
If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be “cut off from their people” (Leviticus 20:18)
Psychics, wizards, and so on are to be stoned to death. (Leviticus 20:27)
If a priest’s daughter is a whore, she is to be burnt at the stake. (Leviticus 21:9)
People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)
Anyone who curses or blasphemes God, should be stoned to death by the community. (Leviticus 24:14-16)
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