Chris Christie: Always a bridesmaid

CPAC, the annual wingnut Debutant Cotillion Ball, has NOT extended an invitation to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to speak.

Notable invited speakers include:

  • failed 2012 Goat Rodeo Candidate The Stench
  • failed 2012 Goat Rodeo VP Candidate zombie-eyed granny starver Paul Ryan
  • failed 2008 Goat Rodeo VP Candidate Mooselini
  • failed 2012 Goat Rodeo Miss Congeniality and frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum
  • failed 2010 Senate Candidate Carly (Fire’em all) Fiorina
  • failed re-election member of Congress Allen West

All-in-all, maybe it is a good thing to not be invited?

(Tiger Beat on the Potomac — thanks Charlie)

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0 Responses to Chris Christie: Always a bridesmaid

  1. Reamus says:

    So, tell me why Christie would WANT to be there? Oh, wait, the nuts have to want him or his just Governor “Sandy,” who is a FOB (Friend of Barry) Got it.


  2. vonBeavis says:

    Um, Ryan was 2012. Y’know, that just completed goat rope?


  3. Another Kiwi says:

    Christie helped some of the poors(after a natural disaster, it must be stated), for this he will never be forgiven.


  4. Apparently, “bat-shit crazy” doesn’t play well with “just plain crazy.”


  5. grs says:

    Don’t forget your fave TG, Carly Fiorina failed 2010 Senate candidate. Also too, Allen West who just got the boot.

    It is a freakshow for sure. Thnx — TG



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