“…and then afterwards we can put on a GOP-style shit show!”
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Huh, prune whip is actually a food, not a whip you threaten kids with to make them eat prunes… live and learn!
Get a set of those shit-shapers from last week (at after-Christmas prices) and you’re in business.
Girl on right farted.
Not funny! Take a look at their headdresses, that’s one of those Death Cults.
The kids eat prunes until they shit themselves to death, believing they’ll return in their next incarnation as unicorns.
This is a even worse movement than the Hale–Bopp Comet group, which only forced its followers to consume phenobarbital, pineapple and vodka.
I’ll bet the after-photo shows four empty dishes, except for a prune left in each one.
You gotta get up pretty early to fool kids.
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