Breaking: NOM discovers infidelity

Noted homophobe and famous unwed mother Maggie Gallagher’s NOM now is claiming as a way to deny marriage equality that gay people are more likely to cheat on each other because they cannot have children.

And that explains why straight people with children stay blissfully married forever, and married elderly couples and people who for whatever reason decide to not have children are bed-hopping all the time, just stone-cold boning everything that moves.

(Think Progress)

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0 Responses to Breaking: NOM discovers infidelity

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Tell that to Mrs. Petraeus, Maggie.


  2. Esteev says:

    As a straight, single male, the main reason I sleep around — and I mean this literally: I go from nodding off at my desk at work, to closing my eyes in traffic, to catching some Z’s on the couch, and then off to actual bed at a reasonable 2AM. Wait, what was the question?


  3. tommyspoon says:

    Her pretzelline logic is beginning to eat itself, like the great serpent at Ragnarok.


  4. Pharmakeus Ubik says:

    You mean the worm Ouroboros was baked to a golden brown and sprinkled with kosher salt?


  5. M. Bouffant says:

    Esteev, seriously, have a sleep test. You may have the apnea.


  6. tommyspoon says:

    Mmmmmm…. salty Ouroboros….


  7. Have a salad, Maggie, and call me when you’re rational.



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