Requiem for a Plutocrat

From The Caucus:

“Saying that he and his team still felt “troubled” by his loss to President Obama, Mitt Romney on Wednesday attributed his defeat in part to what he called big policy “gifts” that the president had bestowed on loyal Democratic constituencies, including young voters, African-Americans and Hispanics.”

“Doesn’t the President know,” Romney didn’t mutter to his Tiffany cufflinks on his tailor-made Bond Street shirt, “that you are supposed to shower gifts on bankers and hedge fund operators, like I planned to do?”

“With regards to the young people, for instance, a forgiveness of college loan interest was a big gift,” Mr. Romney said. “Free contraceptives were very big with young, college-aged women. And then, finally, Obamacare also made a difference for them, because as you know, anybody now 26 years of age and younger was now going to be part of their parents’ plan, and that was a big gift to young people. They turned out in large numbers, a larger share in this election even than in 2008.”

“All that beautiful money we could have bilked out of those young people,” Willard did not moan. “Oh, the Humanity!”

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0 Responses to Requiem for a Plutocrat

  1. tommyspoon says:

    Keep choking that chicken, muthafuckers!


  2. Some Techie says:

    People voted for the candidate who wouldn’t turn them into Soylent Green? Big surprise. But the fact that Mitt Romney was an actual candidate for the presidency still scares the hell out of me.


  3. Dimitrios says:

    Actually, Techie, I believe The Stench’s plans were more closely alined to “The Matrix,” running his enterprises on their body heat and feeding them with illusions.


  4. Some Techie says:

    @Dimitrios, yes, much better.


  5. The perception that The Romnoid was of a different species which somehow didn’t connect and communicate with Homo Sapiens will be reinforced by everything he does for the remainder of his amoral existence.


  6. Bruce388 says:

    Willard’s gonna have a planet to run one of these days.



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