In His Own Words

“You don’t have to be a member of the body to be speaker [of the House].”

–Louie Gohmert, of Texas, as he nominated staff-banging serial adulterer and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich to be the new Speaker of the House. He allegedly nominated Newticles during a closed-door meeting, according to a source inside the room.

Hey, Texas! How about if just Louie seceded? His mind has already gone! Cheap!

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0 Responses to In His Own Words

  1. Dimitrios says:

    Everyone ignored the motion, considering it obscene, and suspecting Gohmert had contracted Tourette’s, bless his heart.



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