Wait. She has 14 fingers? What?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)
Well, at least the fucking stove is Harvest Gold.
The old stove used nuculah radiation to cook with, hence 7 fingers on each hand. Buying gloves was a nightmare!
Not fourteen fingers, fourteen broken fingernails. She has three nails on each finger, in rows like sharks teeth. Hubby better listen up, or he’ll need to pay for a blood transfusion as well as a new Kenmore stove.
Toes, Tengrain, toes. What haven’t you ever cleaned an oven? I mean, _really_ clean?
Nothing cleans itself except pussycats.
I can tell that guy doesn’t give jack-shit about her fingernails.
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