Short-fingered vulgarian The Donald is set to release his earth-shattering, big, big news tomorrow morning, but it seems that word has already leaked out about it: old filing for divorce papers between President O and First Lady Michelle from more than a decade ago.
Now, of course, this was already documented in a book (The Amateur), but given that The Donald is not exactly known for his smarts, it probably comes as news to him. “I before E except after 3,” one might say is Donald’s style.
I would remind you that Trump is multiply-divorced, but that would be petty.
Mock Paper Scissors 
And here I thought The Donald was going to file for chapter 11 again, for the seventy-eleventh time.
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Well, his company did get fired for maintaining Trump Towers – maybe that’s it!
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Oh Donald, yes, many people can be fooled much of the time…you seem to be a prime example.
Seriously Donald…wearing a combover that fools no one & is just creepy…needing to remind everyone who you are by engraving your name on your lecturn…worst of all, trying to retain any credibility while standing onstage with a person in a really stupid cookie costume with the words ‘Double Stuf’ (sic) wallpapered behind you.
Who, really, is being a fool here?
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They have divorces in Kenya?
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