D’vorce D’Spousa Resigns from King’s College

Well, that didn’t take long!

Hunka-hunka burning love D’vorce D’Spousa

(Daily Beast) Is this the face that launched a thousand quips?

“After a marathon meeting to decide his fate, the board of trustees of The King’s College, a small evangelical school based in Manhattan, announced Thursday that conservative author Dinesh D’Souza had resigned as president. Former president and current chairman Andy Mills, who made the announcement to faculty and staff, will return as interim president for a third time.”

Alert readers may recall that intellectually dishonest and morally degenerate GOP sex lizard and notable word-writer D’vorce D’Spousa was taking his mistress with him on book signing tours and introducing her as his fiancée, even though he is currently still married to his current wife, and it seems his squeeze is still married to her current husband, which, technically makes them, oh, what’s the word? ADULTERERS and of course Xristian Xrazie hypocrites. Oh, he was also pulling in a cool million bucks per year to be the president of a school with a total enrollment of about 400 students (give or take), so that was some expensive slap and tickle ol’ D’vorce was playing. Anyway, let’s continue shall we?

“God has a mighty future for Dinesh, but there are some things he has to go through first,” Mills said after breaking the news to King’s students Thursday afternoon.

“Some things to go through first”? oh, like maybe a little FIRE AND BRIMSTONE AND ETERNAL DAMNATION?!

Burn them.

(Daily Beast)

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0 Responses to D’vorce D’Spousa Resigns from King’s College

  1. moeman says:

    D’ouche d’bag.


  2. tommyspoon says:



  3. Oh, moeman nailed it.

    That said, “a small evangelical school based in Manhattan.” Seriously? In Manhattan. That suggests that there is some serious cash behind this alleged evangelical school. I mean 1,000 square feet of retail in the village rents for $27k a month. And D’ouche D’bag was being paid seven figures to run it? There’s something else going on here.


  4. Matty Boy says:

    When your boss reports you have resigned, you haven’t resigned.

    Your ass done got kicked out.


  5. RWW says:

    Trajectory of a failed life:
    Dinesh D’Souza
    Distort D’Newsa
    Deny D’Trutha
    Divorce D’Spousa
    Disgrace D’serveda


  6. DocWebster says:

    What I wouldn’t give to see Hitchens tell everyone to pipe down on this. We should reserve our disdain for the paucity of morality in his arguments, not his own negotiable morality.


    • Tengrain says:

      DocWebster –

      Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

      I agree with you on substance, but because he makes his living being a scold, his moral underpinnings is actually a very valid target, too.

      Regards, Tengrain


  7. DrTachyon says:

    I was genuinely torn on this one. I can’t stand the idea of an uptight, self-righteous, group of obvious ‘just haven’t been caught yet’ hypocrite employers dictating who their employees choose to associate with on their own time, but at the same time I detest any pompous, propaganda-producing, toady windbag that would choose to associate with them in the first place. In the end, I could only hope that both D’Souza and The Kings “College” would learn a valuable lesson on judging not lest ye be judged. Right. Never mind.


    • Tengrain says:

      Dr. Tachyon –

      Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

      Yeah, it’s a hard call. I’m convinced that there is a larger grift going on: how does a small school in Manhatten (400 students) afford three floors of a major building, pay a cool $1M salary, and not really ask anything of the so-called president? I’m sure all parties (except for maby the students) got something out of this arrangement. None of them are innocents, so to speak.




  8. Bruce388 says:

    Some Googling shows King’s College (TKC) charges $29K and change for tuition and fees, and an enrollment of 384. All that adds up to a million dollar salary for the president? Reminds me of Romney’s “tax plan.”


  9. A. J. says:

    Adulterers you say? I’m getting my bag of rocks together right now!

    (‘Cuz, ‘ya know, Jesus.)



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