Throw down the splash towel, Willard’s done:
WASHINGTON, DC — Mitt Romney’s campaign told a leading anti-pornography group that the Republican nominee will pursue and prosecute pornography if elected president.
Let’s see, he’s lost the wimmin-folks, teh gaze, the blahs, the juice. All he had left were the Xristian Xrazy Mins, and with this master-stroke of pursuing the hairy-palmed, he’s lost them, too.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Until this move by Romney, I thought he and Ryan had a chance…after this, ferget it! This will lose them their last constituencies…the low info, redneck whites. Great psd piece by the way.
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“the Republican nominee will pursue and prosecute pornography”
pursue i believe (may have actully meant peruse)
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Splash towel. Is that what they call them in the biz?
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OK, he’s going to prosecute porn and keep God on our coinage.
My worries are over.
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“They can have my porn when they pry it out of my cold, lubed hands!!!”
WOLVERINES!!!
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B-4: That’s an oldie, but a goodie, and a sentimental favorite. Well-played, sir, well-played.
Rgds,
TG
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