Willard vs. The Wankers

Throw down the splash towel, Willard’s done:

WASHINGTON, DC — Mitt Romney’s campaign told a leading anti-pornography group that the Republican nominee will pursue and prosecute pornography if elected president.

Let’s see, he’s lost the wimmin-folks, teh gaze, the blahs, the juice. All he had left were the Xristian Xrazy Mins, and with this master-stroke of pursuing the hairy-palmed, he’s lost them, too.

(Think Progress)

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0 Responses to Willard vs. The Wankers

  1. wagonjak says:

    Until this move by Romney, I thought he and Ryan had a chance…after this, ferget it! This will lose them their last constituencies…the low info, redneck whites. Great psd piece by the way.


  2. mike says:

    “the Republican nominee will pursue and prosecute pornography”

    pursue i believe (may have actully meant peruse)


  3. Kurt says:

    Splash towel. Is that what they call them in the biz?


  4. Bruce388 says:

    OK, he’s going to prosecute porn and keep God on our coinage.

    My worries are over.


  5. “They can have my porn when they pry it out of my cold, lubed hands!!!”