Isn’t it strange that some of the most devious descriptions for groups of animals
a herd of antelope
a covey of grouse
a siege of heron
a harem of seal
an infestation of lice
a mob of emu
a barren of mule
a murder of crows
a mischief of mouse
a sloth of bear
just happen to ALL fit the largest gathering of miscreants, fascists, villains, brownshirts, beasts, brutes, devils, fiends, rapscallions, hate-mongers, reprobates, scalawags, criminals, scoundrels, varlets, and wretches in four years. Yes, it is that time of the election cycle — it’s the Republican Party holding their quadrennial Nuremberg Rally — this time in sunny Tampax, Florida.
and sloth of
make their way to the West Coast of Florida, computer models from the NOAA (a much despised and always wrong big government
waste of money agency) show Tampax is in the hole for Hurricane Isaac. With that in mind, RNC Chairman Mao Reince Priebus Rice-e-rub Penis is calling for the goose stepping festivities to be limited on Monday and begin on Tuesday, and possibly go to Friday.
We have sneak peak at the opening ceremonies. And boy have the grave diggers have been busy.
As Tampax 2012 opens, Lady Peggington of the Maitai Nooningtons senses despair is in the air. She is going to the convention to
ask request persuade suggest beg the 2012 standard bearer, Lord Mittens (of the Rafalca Romneys) to reconsider his choice of Lord of the Abs, Paul Ryan as the one to be a six-pack from the Presidency and opt for what could be the sure fire way to victory – stand on stage with Saint Ronald of Reagan, the man with the hottest pecs ever, and make him the #2 guy. Lady Peggington knew the sainted one, Lady Peggington was a friend of St. Ronnie’s, and Lady Peggington knows that Lord Mittens is just no Saint Ronnie of Reagan.
Let the fun begin – and join us for The Adventures of Peggington: Fear and Loathing in Tampax