Tampa strip clubs take extra steps to cash in on RNC
But the best part, the American Ingenuity part that even the Willard Mechanism would applaud is that one strip club has hired a Mooselini look-alike stripper.
But they are missing an obvious opportunity: First club to hire a Queen Ann and her horse act will make a fortune.
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I’d go see that. Wait, is it full frontal or just topless? And what song does she dance to? If it’s anything other than Motley Crue’s Girls Girls Girls, no deal. Unless it’s something classy:
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Maybe the Sarah clone could team up with Goatman from the post over at Dependable Renegade.
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Ann wants to emulate Catherine the Great, and have herself proclaimed Empress by personal fiat.
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to really cash in they need a drag queen palin for the closet cases. most of them
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It’s republicans–they need a Todd impersonator instead.
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“YOU PEOPLE get that stripper pole UP. Mormons DANCE!”
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