You didn’t build that

Tampa strip clubs take extra steps to cash in on RNC

But the best part, the American Ingenuity part that even the Willard Mechanism would applaud is that one strip club has hired a Mooselini look-alike stripper.

But they are missing an obvious opportunity: First club to hire a Queen Ann and her horse act will make a fortune.

(Tampa Bay Online)

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6 Responses to You didn’t build that

  1. GRS says:

    I’d go see that. Wait, is it full frontal or just topless? And what song does she dance to? If it’s anything other than Motley Crue’s Girls Girls Girls, no deal. Unless it’s something classy:

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  2. Capt. Bat Guano says:

    Maybe the Sarah clone could team up with Goatman from the post over at Dependable Renegade.

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  3. Pharmakeus Ubik says:

    Ann wants to emulate Catherine the Great, and have herself proclaimed Empress by personal fiat.

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  4. merl says:

    to really cash in they need a drag queen palin for the closet cases. most of them

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  5. PissedinNYC says:

    It’s republicans–they need a Todd impersonator instead.

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  6. HarpoSnarx says:

    “YOU PEOPLE get that stripper pole UP. Mormons DANCE!”

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