Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping through the hole in the brain

from Think Progress
STRASSER: Would you support a law that says you can’t fire someone for their sexual orientation –
KEYES: Similar to protections for people on race or gender?

LANKFORD: Well, you’re now dealing with behavior and I’m trying to figure out exactly what you’re trying to mean by that. Because you’re dealing with — race and sexual preferences are two different things. One is a behavior-related and preference-related and one is something inherently — skin color, something obvious, that kind of stuff. You don’t walk up to someone on the street and look at them and say, “Gay or straight?”

KEYES: But you think that even if you can’t see they’re that way, you don’t think someone is born gay necessarily?

LANKFORD: Do I personally? No. I don’t. I think it’s a choice issue. Are tendencies and such? Yes. But I think it’s a choice issue.

can we fire Lankford for the bad haircut…

Can we fire Lankford for Looking Like Howdy Doody?

 

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11 Responses to Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping through the hole in the brain

  1. Howdy has much better hair.

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  2. Best answer for these kinds of jerkholes is to ask them just when, exactly, they chose heterosexuality.

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  3. Another Kiwi says:

    I remember my choosing day so well. Pushing the pink button to choose hetero…Wait!

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  4. jo6pac says:

    don’t bring Howdy Doody in to this, this bat-shit-crazy person looks like Munster long lost family memeber

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  5. HarpoSnarx says:

    Jeeze, what HE’s chosen to be is, after hysterical laughter, purdy unspeakable.

    Ginger G-O-O-P-E-R!

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  6. Dimitrios says:

    I do believe that James Lankford is the proverbial red-headed stepchild that one gets beaten like.

    And you may think he looks like Howdy Doody, but he thinks a lot like Flub-A-Dub.

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  7. Reamus says:

    Does that mean he walks up top someone on the street and asks” Black or White?” WTF????

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  8. Capt. Bat Guano says:

    Lankford has a scuba suit, a ball gag and 2 condoms in his future.

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  9. I feel much prettier than I did a minute ago.

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  10. Randall says:

    I keep sayin…

    some are born that way – but most of em are sucked into it.

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