I think you need to know that God/Jeebus/The Bird/The B.V.M love Scissorheads most of all.
Here’s my proof: Catholic Church in Ireland investigating gay porn slideshow
The Roman Catholic Church in Ireland has said it is investigating how a priest offering a presentation to parents on their children’s upcoming confessions instead ended up showing them a computer slideshow of gay porn…
The priest, the Rev Martin McVeigh, “has stated that he had no knowledge of the offending imagery” and is helping an internal church investigation.
McVeigh said other church officials used the memory stick and he wanted an investigation “so that what happened can be legitimately explained”.
“I don’t know how it happened but I know what happened,” McVeigh said.
Oh, and I nominate “I don’t know how it happened but I know what happened.” in the quote of the year contest.