There are have been a plethora of bad candidates who have sought the highest office in the US. Dan Quayle, Michele Bachmann, Pat Robertson, Fred Thompson, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain (the list of worst candidates will tend to lean Republican, since the worst people in this country generally are Republicans).

But NONE are as bad a candidate as Willard Romney. The son of privilege, looks out of central casting, successful in business, former governor, nice family (don’t ask the dog though), LOTS of money behind him. Sure he is a robot, a parrot for his backers and would sell his mother to win – but all politicians including those on the left tend to have some of those traits. But Mittens Romney is beyond being an empty suit – he is the black hole of politics – he sucks everything in nothing ever comes out. He is a Candidatanus.

The man has no soul, no original thoughts and obviously not many brains. He is the poster child of “it’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” This nomination should have been his eons ago. Hence, Our Mr. Romney is now resorting to crooning his troubles away.

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5 Responses to Worst…Candidate…Ever

  1. Tengrain says:


    He sings (as could be predicted, Falsetto), too/also?




  2. No doubt it sounds better in the original Reptilian, Tengrain.


  3. grs says:

    He’s not lonely. He has all those illegal immigrants he’s hired for jobs around the house to keep him company.


  4. the list of worst candidates will tend to lean Republican, since the worst people in this country generally are Republicans.

    Exsqueeze me? The worst people in this country generally are… Republicans?

    Bullshit. Here’s a list off the top of my head. Not all of these scum have actually run for President, but, still…
    Barack Obama, panderer, exploiter, warmonger, Wall Street stooge; blocked efforts to punish the Bush Mob, continues Bush’s program of assaults on civil liberties, continues Bush’s program of murder in Afghanistan, claims right to assassinate American citizens anywhere, anytime. Attempted to dismantle Social Security and Medicare. Bailed out Wall Street sugar daddies while millions lost their homes. Democrat.
    Bill Clinton, panderer, exploiter, warmonger, corporate stooge; one of the most violent administrations in history, maintained economic sanctions against Iraq which killed nearly 1.5 million people, at least half of them children. Enabler of NAFTA, GATT, WTO; enabler of “bubbles”. Destroyer of Glass-Steagall Act. Democrat.
    Hillary Clinton, panderer, power whore, warmonger, corporate stooge; former member, Wal-Mart board of directors. Shameless cheerleader for imperialist brutality in Iraq, Iran, Libya, Syria, and Palestine. Democrat.
    Nancy Pelosi, panderer, coward, hypocrite; refused to impeach George W. Bush for his crimes against Iraq, Afganistan and the US Constitution. In interview on NBC Today Show shortly after election as House Minority Leader in 2002, declared that “we continue to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with President Bush” in push to war in Iraq. Democrat.
    Joe Lieberman, warmonger, fascist wannabe; cheerleader for Israeli brutality in Palestine, repeatedly calls for censorship of Internet in response to dissident commentary, citizen journalism and organization of protest via the WWW. Democrat.

    …and that’s just what I could come up with in the time I had.

    Worst people in this country, generally Republicans? Jeezus, give me a big fat fucking break.


  5. StonyPillow says:

    Yew gots a troll, Axel. They loves ya, they really loves ya.

    Hey, if you want to really get his goat, how about putting Willard’s face on the captured German in “Saving Private Ryan”? I’d like to hear Steamboat Willard sing and plead, “F*ck Hitler”.



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