Secrets from CPAC

Santorum Spread

Our secret agent at CPAC tells us this is the toast condiment of choice! Butter and jam it, Wingnuts!

(Secret Scissorheads everywhere send us stuff…)

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8 Responses to Secrets from CPAC

  1. It’s on everyone’s lips.

    (At least, the lips of the people who matter™.)
    ~

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  2. DRoseDARs says:

    You forgot to add the tag “Never Eating Nutella Again”

    RIP Nutella Palatability, 1946-2012

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  3. moeman says:

    Looks like spreadable, lubed-up fecal matter.

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  4. Dimitrios says:

    (adv)

    Even if you’ve so tight an ass that only porpoises can hear you fart,
    Santorum is the tupping mix of all the right people.

    Purge and surge with a splurge!

    Spread Santorum.

    (adv)

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  5. Mmmmmmmmmmm… Frothy!

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  6. I see the lad on the left is offering to make himself useful. So accomodating.

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  7. Josh Stavrakoglou says:

    Omg you guys got my picture! Glad to make politics funny again! I carried that around for days!

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