Secrets from CPAC

Posted on February 10, 2012 by

Santorum Spread

Our secret agent at CPAC tells us this is the toast condiment of choice! Butter and jam it, Wingnuts!

(Secret Scissorheads everywhere send us stuff…)

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8 Responses to Secrets from CPAC

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:
    February 10, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    It’s on everyone’s lips.

    (At least, the lips of the people who matter™.)
    ~

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  2. DRoseDARs says:
    February 10, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    You forgot to add the tag “Never Eating Nutella Again”

    RIP Nutella Palatability, 1946-2012

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  3. moeman says:
    February 11, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Looks like spreadable, lubed-up fecal matter.

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  4. Dimitrios says:
    February 11, 2012 at 11:58 am

    (adv)

    Even if you’ve so tight an ass that only porpoises can hear you fart,
    Santorum is the tupping mix of all the right people.

    Purge and surge with a splurge!

    Spread Santorum.

    (adv)

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  5. TheCunningRunt says:
    February 11, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Mmmmmmmmmmm… Frothy!

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  6. Pissed in NYC says:
    February 11, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    I see the lad on the left is offering to make himself useful. So accomodating.

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  7. Josh Stavrakoglou says:
    February 23, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Omg you guys got my picture! Glad to make politics funny again! I carried that around for days!

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