A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walks into the bar at CPAC.
“What’ll it be, Mitt?,” asks the Bartender.
actually he was there to buy the bar and fire everyone so he could sell it off for a profit
Mitt would have his campaign team run the options past a focus group before deciding.
And he would hire his own laugh track to go with the joke.
Don’t be ridiculous, the bartender would say no such thing. He would flap his arms across his chest and cry, “Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!”
Mitt doesn’t drink. He’s just there for the karaoke.
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