A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walks into the bar at CPAC.

“What’ll it be, Mitt?,” asks the Bartender.

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6 Responses to Joke-o-the-Day

  1. Capt. Bat Guano says:

    Comic genius.


  2. axel grease says:

    actually he was there to buy the bar and fire everyone so he could sell it off for a profit


  3. Another Kiwi says:

    Mitt would have his campaign team run the options past a focus group before deciding.


  4. Dimitrios says:

    Don’t be ridiculous, the bartender would say no such thing. He would flap his arms across his chest and cry, “Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!”


  5. GRS says:

    Mitt doesn’t drink. He’s just there for the karaoke.


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