Really Bad Christmas Songs

This is not a song I would recommend singing around the Christmas Tree

See the tree, how big it’s grown
But friend it hasn’t been too long
It wasn’t big
I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig
Then the first snow came
And she ran out to brush the snow away
So it wouldn’t die
Came runnin’ in all excited
Slipped and almost hurt herself
And I laughed till I cried
She was always young at heart
Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so
And I surprised her with a puppy
Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago
And it would sure embarrass her
When I came in from workin’ late
‘Cause I would know
That she’d been sittin’ there and cryin’
Over some sad and silly late, late show

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8 Responses to Really Bad Christmas Songs

  1. Laura says:

    Cripes. I kept expecting him to crack a smile at least but….
    he never did.



  2. rev.paperboy says:

    this is not a song, it’s a fucking diabetic coma waiting to happen


  3. That song is a scar on my already effed up childhood!


  4. Not gonna click.

    I have been well trained by people like Smut Clyde, Substance, and really small fish to be VERY CAREFUL on clicking ‘play’ on those kinds of things….


  5. Dimitrios says:

    Luckily, Honey, that song, and Bobby Goldsboro’s career died soon after in rapid succession.


  6. Bruce388 says:

    Republican. Kind of says it all.


  7. Zaius Nation says:

    The funny thing is that she didn’t get the puppy until Christmas day. What could have been keeping him awake?



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