Satan is saving a firey pit with a view

Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump is enchanted with Newticle’s ideas on child labor:

“It was a great honor to have Newt up here,” the business mogul remarked. “He did mention if I could do something for some of the kids in very, very poor schools throughout the city. I thought it was a great idea. We call it apprenticeship and we all know about ‘The Apprentice.’”

“We’re going to be picking ten young, wonderful children, and we’re going to make them apprenti. … It was Newt’s idea, and I thought it was a great idea.”

First off, there’s no such word as Apprenti, and as much as it sound like Renaissance Italian it is ignorant twaddle.

Secondly, exploiting children for your reality teevee show is appalling.

Lastly, anyone who steps up to the plate to give a beta-test to Newticle’s right-wing social engineering, plantation-mentality racism has to be more than a dimwit and might be a monster.


(Raw Story)

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14 Responses to Satan is saving a firey pit with a view

  1. Badtux says:

    I have the script for the first 5 minutes of this new Child Apprentice show over on my own blog (yes, blatant blogwhoring 😉 ). The smell of brimstone is strong with this one. The Trump jumped the shark when he went on his birther kick, but now he’s not only jumped the shark, but punched it in the face and bit its fin off.

    – Badtux the Snarky Penguin

    Tengrain was here and put in a live link to Badtux’s post! We believe whole-heartedly in blogwhoring. Thanks for the tip, Badtux.


  2. ebonkrieg says:



  3. x says:

    I’m guessing these Dickensian douchebags never heard of child labor laws?


  4. Whale Chowder says:

    The inconvenient child labor laws simply extend the douchebags’ oppportunity to whine and be butthurt about the Nanny State. Why shouldn’t children be allowed to work around harsh chemicals and dangerous machinery? After all, the poor houses have been closed and the prisons are too full to take the destitute.


  5. SteveC says:

    Slime and Slimier, its really hard to figure which one of these self important arrogant jerks is the most disgusting.

    Its a shame the republicans have have such vile spokespersons but I guess the bright side is it does make us dems look better.


  6. Bruce388 says:

    Jerry Sandusky is looking for young apprentices. It’s more difficult now that the word’s out.


  7. Badtux says:

    Bruce, isn’t it odd that both Jerry Sandusky and Newt Gingrich seem to have a thing about children working in bathrooms? 🙂


  8. Donald Trump is just mad because people consider him a pathetic creep.


  9. Don’t you think his hair would make an excellent mop?


  10. knowdoubt says:

    I wouldn’t forget the Head, it would make a beautiful “mophead.”


  11. Bruce388 says:

    It’s The Donald’s modesty that’s so appealing.


  12. Anybody who wants to change the laws prohibiting child labor should be forced to do the jobs they intend to sentence the kids to, for a year. At the proposed wage.


  13. Even if they still want to vote for child labor after that, we still get an honest year’s work out of them. For people like Gingrich and Trump, it will be the first.


  14. tina says:

    The Donald’s hair reminds me of a cockatoo – Cock-a-Trump!


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