Just another day for Paul Ryan

Blue-eyed Snidely Whiplash fanboy, Paul Ryan does not like you to question his a-thor-a-tay. And that is why he started charging $15 to the hobos in his district, you know, to weed out the riffraff! “Hobos,” Ryan said to himself, “cannot afford $15 to challenge me, so I will only have the Koch brothers there to cheer me on!”

Oops! It seems Ryan’s constituents found some spare Ameros under the cushions or were able to sell a kidney–probably–so they could attend his meeting! Or as Ron Paul told us last night, a real silver dime is worth $3 (but still has a face value of, well, a dime) so five of them? Yes. Whatever. Anyway, the point is this: the filthy hoards stormed the castle. And then were arrested.

(Politics USA)

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6 Responses to Just another day for Paul Ryan

  1. What a complete turd.

    No wonder our pundit class loves him.


  2. Dimitrios says:

    The worst feature of democracy is that politicians have to put up with the contretemps of their constituents.

    No, they don’t. “Book ’em, Danno!”


  3. Reamus says:

    Well, how dare they????I mean they elected his skinny lttle butt and now he thinks they have to give up their 1st Amendment rights.

    He is a mindless twit…no a turd is more correct. I’ll second that….


  4. Whale Chowder says:

    I’d say the people who voted in this authoritarian asshole got just what they wanted. Too bad it’s the other 47% of his constituency who would like to talk with him about his issues with taxes and jobs.

    It’s not like he gives a shit what they think, why should he let them make him uncomfortable?


  5. Steve says:

    He’s charging a cover charge to his town halls????

    Wow, what a public servant, is there a two drink minimum too???


  6. Anna Van Z says:

    Yes, Steve. And ya have to get your hand stamped with the secret black light stamp to get back in!



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