Blue-eyed Snidely Whiplash fanboy, Paul Ryan does not like you to question his a-thor-a-tay. And that is why he started charging $15 to the hobos in his district, you know, to weed out the riffraff! “Hobos,” Ryan said to himself, “cannot afford $15 to challenge me, so I will only have the Koch brothers there to cheer me on!”
Oops! It seems Ryan’s constituents found some spare Ameros under the cushions or were able to sell a kidney–probably–so they could attend his meeting! Or as Ron Paul told us last night, a real silver dime is worth $3 (but still has a face value of, well, a dime) so five of them? Yes. Whatever. Anyway, the point is this: the filthy hoards stormed the castle. And then were arrested.