Quitty McQuitter Quits Again

Rupert Murdochs own Orcs report that part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is no longer confirmed as the headliner for some teabagger hoo-haw in Iowastan:

Ms. Palin is known for last-minute schedule changes that whipsaw supporters and media across the country. But the latest decision is puzzling. Ms. Palin’s speech at the rally was viewed as her most high-profile appearance of the summer, fueling speculation she was indeed plotting to run for the Republican presidential nomination.

So why back out?

The former governor’s team decided to back out Tuesday night after rally organizers re-invited Ms. O’Donnell to speak on stage. Organizers had booked Ms. O’Donnell, who lost her 2010 bid for a U.S. Senate seat from Delaware, to speak but quickly withdrew the invitation in an effort to avoid controversy.

Oh, so it is sorta like that Mirror-mirror jealousy thing? I’m so confused.


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7 Responses to Quitty McQuitter Quits Again

  1. Reamus says:

    Bunch of asshats…and whats with this Ms. Palin bull…she and Todd baby done…hell he’d never get rid of that cash caow, umm, Grifter.


  2. C Montgomery Burns says:


    More like saying ‘Bloody Mary’ 3 times and having the spawn of Satan appear.

    For a fee of course.


  3. moeman says:

    Thanks for bursting my fucking stars!


  4. Dimitrios says:

    While I would truly love to hear reports that Sarah Palin went full word-salad on Christine O’Donnell’s ass, and O’Donnell did her abstemious nut-jobbery on Palin, I can confirm that it definitely will not happen unless The Grifter is paid in full, and probably in advance, too.


  5. carl says:

    UPDATE: O’DONNEL has been disinvited and Palin is back in! She wants to be the only Crazy Queen at the party!….C


  6. Bruce388 says:

    Palin wants to be paid in Euros.


  7. i swear this we are living Mommie Dearest…


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