Happy Birthday Deathday, Elvis

Googlie-eyed pop culture scholar and notable theocrat Michele Bachmann wishes a happy birthday to the dead Elvis Presley.

“OK, so what,” you ask?

The King was born on January 8, 1935. He died on today’s date in 1977.

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12 Responses to Happy Birthday Deathday, Elvis

  1. SkinnyDennis says:

    “We plaig a lil bit of promised land when we ball up…”

    “…take our country back to her.”

    WTF is she talking about now?

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  2. M. Bouffant says:

    It is only to be expected that she would plaig/plague Elvis’s cover version instead of Chuck Berry’s original.

    Funny how once you become a bloated oaf who plays Vegas & O.D.s on his toilet you’re an American icon, no longer a dirty commie trying to destroy AmeriKKKa by the infiltration of Negro Music into white teen-ager’s sock hops, as Bachmann’s religio-fascist equivalents of 50 yrs. ago would have been happy to tell you.

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  3. Dimitrios says:

    She is perfectly correct, Elvis isn’t dead. He was raptured off that crapper on August 16, 1977 and now lives in heaven with Jeebus. The angels wing in to perform backup, like The Jordanaires, every evening.

    Elvis was saved, you see, that night he shot the screen out of his television set. (So, now you know what it takes.)

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  4. Lowe says:

    It’s the little things. Like getting simple facts right. That’s what I look for in a leader.

    Not someone who gets them wrong so routinely that one wants to take a closer look at her “law school” work. Not someone for whom facts are an ugly inconvenience.
    But hey, what do I know?
    Elvis, have a peanut-butter and banana sandwich on me, and thank you- thank you very much.

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  5. SkinnyDennis says:

    @Dimitrios
    I think the term is “craptured”.

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  6. RWW says:

    Michele would now like to put an asterisk next to that line in her peach.*

    * Not intended as a factual comment relating to Bachmann’s genitalia. I meant to say speech.

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  7. is that the same elvis who goes to the govt rehab camp in Lexington, New Hampshire?

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  8. She tried, but it wasn’t quite up to her John Wayne-John Wayne Gacy mix up, which was, and will probably always will be, my favorite political fuck up ever.

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  9. Dimitrios says:

    Better copyright that Skinny D.

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  10. Tengrain says:

    I think the term is “craptured”.

    Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! Skinny-D takes the Triple-crown!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  11. JohnnyB says:

    I have the same problem with Christmas and Easter

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