…the release of the Chinless Mitch McConnell sextape.
I’m sure Ms. Chao’s sex tape (if and when it should be released!) will not feature Turtleman in any role.
Hey, she had it coming! She kept making crude, suggestive squeaks at Mitch.
Um….Which one is Mitch?
Don’t mock the turtle.
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