We’ve all been dreading…

…the release of the Chinless Mitch McConnell sextape.

–TG

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6 Responses to We’ve all been dreading…

  1. I’m sure Ms. Chao’s sex tape (if and when it should be released!) will not feature Turtleman in any role.
    ~

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  2. Dimitrios says:

    Hey, she had it coming! She kept making crude, suggestive squeaks at Mitch.

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  3. raceynora says:

    hahalarious!

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  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Um….Which one is Mitch?

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  5. Don’t mock the turtle.

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