Bad Ads, cont.

Mr. Burns 66

…and that’s how John Boehner became both orange and a drunk.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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12 Responses to Bad Ads, cont.

  1. I think I drink more than that everyday…


  2. Jacob says:

    Hi Tengrain!

    Just wanted to say thank you very much for your “referral” on Crooks and Liars. Very much appreciated. I’m hoping to do a little more writing in the future – always snarky, though!

    Best wishes to you!


  3. You can’t get drunk on Tang, but it can wreck your life. Badoomboom.


  4. Aw, c’mon, man; how can this ad be bad? What’s wrong with drinking at least one nice, cold, tall glass of beer per day?

    Randal Graves sez:
    You can’t get drunk on Tang, but it can wreck your life. Badoomboom.

    I seem to recall John Young, commander of Apollo 15, making some wisecrack about some wicked-ass farts in his suit while walking on the Moon, which he attributed to Tang.


  5. Waitaminnit, though… that is supposed to be beer, right? Or is that supposed to be orange juice? Or could it be a screwdriver?


  6. Pharmakeus Ubik says:

    That’s a young Anita Bryant, and she’s submitting her sample.


  7. SkinnyDennis says:

    It’s OJ. See the froth? No, not THAT kind of froth. Jeez, dirty minds…


  8. I can see they embossed a helpful ‘vodka fill-line’ into the glass.


  9. Am I the only one frightened by the overly expressive succubus in the back?


  10. Dimitrios says:

    “Okay, which one of you smart-asses poured out my specimen?”


  11. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Tang farts.

    The 2 words that sum up walking on the moon and John Boehner.


  12. THAT’S it, it’s Boehner juice!!



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