Hey guys, remember that time that Alaska’s part-time Governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin® said she was going to travel by bus to, you know, all the primary states for summer vacation? Me Neither! Anyway, Mooselini quit the tour and returned to her snow palace to figure out the next grift.
It’s what Paul Revere did, after all.
–Tengrain
(TPM)
Mock Paper Scissors 
But she is UNDEFEATED!
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I guess if you take your ball and flounce home, technically you have not been defeated.
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That’s a relief. The roads will be a lot safer now. Plus, she has to decide whether to go back to Alaska or to Arizona.
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Probably ran out of places to write cheat notes…
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Betcha its da lamestreamedia’s fault.
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Wait, so I can’t just show up to places and have people shower me with free money? I don’t want to live in such a world.
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“I want my momentum Bachmann!”
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Do you know how much buses get charged on toll roads?
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Come on over baby, there’s a whole lotta quittin’ goin’ on!
~
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Oh did you sillies think she had to be on the bus just because she said she would be? Hater Liberals!!
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