Newly en-chinned grifter Brisket® Palin has done used up all her crayons an’ writ a book! And you DFH bastards who thought she was illiterate, well, I got news for you: her parents are married, and to each other!
Anyway, in her whinging and whining analog paper thingy, Brisket® reveals that she passed out on wine coolers and that cad, Levi Johnston, took advantage of her! Yup, she really wants us to believe that. Oh, she also reveals that Soyblo basically ignored her.
We still love SoyBlo best.
What don’t you understand about her claim that Levi “took advantage” of her. The palins never take any responsibility for their actions. Why start now???
Pat – welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us!
Yes, the Palins give, give, give until it hurts. And that’s my point. Poor Levi! can you imagine?
I demand a Brisket/SoyBlo thunderdome-style deathmatch! complete with skimpy post-apocalyptic clothing, a machine that makes methane from pig shite, and don’t you DARE forget the midgets. – somebody make this happen!!!
Extra points for turning little Tripp into a rape baby and making some Angle-flavored Lemonade!
How soon before she recovers her memories and Tripp becomes a full on Whoppi Goldberg RAPE-rape baby?
Bristol is aiming for that name I call her momma.
“Brisket® reveals that she passed out on wine coolers and that cad, Levi Johnston, took advantage of her!”
Yep. That happened about 198 times, give or take.