A boy in prison can go far with gams like those.Infamous dance enthusiast and notorious money launderer, Tom Delay has been found guilty of, well, money laundering:
A jury in Texas has convicted former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay on charges he illegally funneled corporate money to Texas candidates in 2002.
Delay was once one of the most powerful Republicans in Congress. He now faces up to life in prison.
So… what should his prison bitch name be? In the comments, please.
(MSNBC)
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Is his new reality show called “Dancing with the Convicts?”
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Buguptheassman.
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Funnel of Love
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From the photograph: “Pas de Whazoo.”
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He better not be sent to club fed but one of those really nice private prisons in Texass. By bugmann
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The Nail.
Cuz everybody be wantin to hammer him.
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“The Hammered”
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Nancy.
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De Lay (of the day)
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Prison bitches don’t need names, because the toothless f**ker who walks funny is known to all.
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The bung man.
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Pegboy
Tex was here
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“Attica! Attica!
;>)
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Please do not let the Hair Man pardon his ass.
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I’m thinking the Lambada, but with no restraints.
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twinkletoes. or maybe hammerhead.
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After the cot stops rockin’, DeLay can regale his lovers with stories about his paid golfing trips to Scotland. He can tell them about all the sumptuous meals he’s enjoyed while they’re dining on “meals” that cost the State 50 cents a day.
Plus, I say he’s a flight risk. Lock his ass up NOW.
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somehow i bet delay gets the prisoners to pay for his services
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Big Bubba Brown is already “positioning” himself as “Ben Dover” Delay’s cellmate, urging the disgraced Congressman to “Be sho and bring that tight spandex outfit you wore on Dancing With The Stars! Mmm mm mm mm MMMH!”
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