…demands the Captain Queeg of Wasilla:
Mooselini is now in full conspiracy rant as her hand-selected heir apparent, The Moose-Savant is now in third place in the polls. I mean, really, how can Caribou Barbie be the King Maker if she cannot get Joe Miller elected in Alaskastan, and he is losing to a write-in candidate, Lisa Murkowski, daughter of her nemesis?
UPDATE: jaf tells me that it was frozen strawberries, not jam. We stand corrected.
(Full story at TPM)