The Macaca Awards: Outstanding Achievement in Race Baiting

We honor all that is appalling in American Politics with the First Semi-Regular Macaca Awards.

Statuette of George Allen as a lawn Jockey to announce the Macaca Awards
For more on the Macaca Awards, see our announcement.

Tonight’s category, Race Relations, really gets to the heart of the Macaca, it speaks to the essence of what George Allen had in mind lo those many years ago when he called a kid of Indian extraction a Macaca.

So tonight, we look to see who is setting the George Allen example and we have a rich field of competitors:

  • Sharron Angle, “You don’t look Mexican to me”
  • Dr. Laura for her pioneering use of the N-word on radio
  • Andrew Breitbart for inventing reverse-racism
  • Tom Tancredo, well, for everything
  • Rand “Repeal the Civil Rights Act” Paul
  • Glenn Beck for spotting Obama’s deep-seated hatred of white people
  • Mark William of Teaparty Express Fame
  • Haley Barbour, the finest defender of Confederate History Month we have ever had

So tonight, fellow members of the Academy, you get to vote on Outstanding Achievement in Race Baiting.

And remember, there will be new categories each night through the election!

As always, please go to Hysterical Raisins to see a full-sized version of the Poster. Nonnie is amazing. Simply Amazing.

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0 Responses to The Macaca Awards: Outstanding Achievement in Race Baiting

  1. nonnie9999 says:

    you’re too kind, tengrain. just want to take this opportunity to say publicly that working with you has been a real pleasure, and i hope the scissorheads and raisinettes are enjoying the macaca awards so that we can do it again soon. 😀

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  2. Fran says:

    Nonnie is amazing!!

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  3. Yes, Turtly amazing, I must say!

    And yes, We Kids still say “tits” as often as possible.

    But… where’s My Pal(adino) Carl? Surely suggesting that New York house its “welfare population” in unused upstate prisons to teach them personal hygiene ranks right up there, given the preponderance of People of Color among said population…

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  4. jenn / jlms qkw says:

    hi ten grain,
    i just wanted to tell you how brilliant you are for collaborating with nonnie!!!!

    (okay nonnie, send the check 😉 )

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  5. rehctaw says:

    Honorable mention for Mel Gibson?

    Hasn’t cracked the national cone of silence, but this guy Al Reynolds running for state senate in Downstate Illinois should be nominated too.
    http://www.news-gazette.com/news/politics-and-government/2010-10-21/reynolds-racial-remarks-stun-forum-audience.html

    “…black men “find it more lucrative to be able to do drugs or other avenues rather than do education.”

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